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Homer: How hard can it be to build a nuclear reactor. Korea did it, and look at the quality of their animation. (continues talking, and the animation of his mouth slips off his face) Lisa: Dad? Homer: Bub, bub, bub. Don't look. (Homer covers his cover reactor. The glow shows his skeleton) Lisa: Dad, what did you do? Homer: I wanted to help cover you. You know that non-functioning nuclear reactor you built? Lisa: (uneasy) Yes? Homer: cover (getting out his reactor) I juiced it up a little. Lisa: Dad, that could explode! Homer: Oh, that's ridiculous. (Lisa gets out her Krusty-Brand geiger counter, which begins ticking like crazy) Krusty Geiger Counter: That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run! Lisa: Mom! Dad built a device that would be deadly in the wrong hands...and
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