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Mets Fans,You fucking suck. Your team sucks. Get out of our lagos city.Hey, Dipshit on Friendster,Grade A-Rod approvedYou are a fucking loser. Stop looking for people you have met once at your cool friend’s birthday party to add as your friends. lagos When was the last time you saw half of these people anyway? Do you even know their last names? You insecure sack of shit. The day you have 75 friends is the day your mother gets off the butcher’s tip. Never gonna happen.Hey Balding Guy,Stop with the baseball hats. You look like a frat boy. Unless you are 6’3, 220 pounds, don’t shave your head because it won’t make you look tough. You’ll have to grow a goatee and get an earring and then the only chicks that will screw you will have blue hair and pale flabby skin. Do you want a Howie Mandel experience? And for the sake of Christ, please don’t do that fucking comb-over.
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