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| grow marijuana, pictures, europe, comedians, stores, issues, for sale, bloody mother fucking asshole, submit, cathy moriarty, zoe records, french/appendices/dates, andrewdice clay, argentinean, larry david, freplyspang, journal, | We're from Jersey! Tiffany: What's your name? Glen: Shitface. Chucky: [snort] goldie lookin chain Joan: You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary! Tiffany: They're executing Martha Stewart this morning. Chucky: I don't think I can take 9 months of this shit. Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated. Chucky: How "accelerated"? [a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams] Chucky: goldie lookin chain Oh. Tiffany: I want a girl! Chucky: I want a boy! Glen: You're tearing me apart! What about what I want? Chucky: ...what? Tiffany: What? goldie lookin chain Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? Tiffany: Oh. Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us. Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface? Glen: I think... I want to be a boy. Chucky: YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY! Glen: But... being a girl would be nice, too. Tiffany: Hmph. Chucky: Whoa... which is it? |
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| Chucky: pictures [breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in] You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it! [continues pictures to break the door down] Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] "Oops, pictures I did it again!" Jennifer Tilly: Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith! Joan: In which you would win... [knocks Redman out] Tiffany: Pig. [turns to Jennifer Tilly] Tiffany: And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it." [holds up a pen and a sheet of paper] Tiffany: Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan. [after running off a Britney look alike off the road] Chucky: Oops! I did it again. [laughs maniacally] Chucky: We're not from Japan! |
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