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*insert mr. dawn french moviefone voice that's been bred with the smarmiest game show host voice who's had an affair with a used car salesman voice* "Hiii. This is Zachary" me: hi zachary, i'm trying to pay my mother's bill smarmasszachary: i need the account number! (i give that. yeah, you didn't dawn french expect me to type that here, did you?) smarmasszachary: how can i hellllllp you!? me: as i said, i need to pay $300 my mom's bill smarmasszachary: that's not gonna cut it me: actually, my mother's in the hospital right now and that's all i can afford at the dawn french moment and *okay i started getting sniffly* sorry, i'm a little upset smarmasszachary: hey, i'm upset too. $300 ain't gonna cut it me: but i...... wait. what are you upset over smarmasszachary: hey lady you try to have this job all day and you'll be upset having to deal with people who can't afford things, too --------- okay... um... you may want to remove any small children from the room here because fucking zachary is getting his fucking ear kicked in here ----------- me: pardon me, zachary?
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