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| profanity, eminem, about me, abba, biography, wallpaper, americanpimp, gay, lil'flip, westlife, political, bad baby names, community, words, free, gwen stefani translation, literary, | guys spend their days in the hot sun hauling 100 pound bags of seed. I spend my days in an air conditioned office eating peanut david banner M&M's. If anyone has a video camera, I encourage you to come to Brooklyn to film this, because it's going to be comical. My only hope is that I can escape the embarrassment by somehow pulling a hamstring on the subway ride over to Brooklyn, rendering myself unable to move. Otherwise, I'm in trouble. *************************************Ladies, can we have a moment?There is a phenomenon sweeping the nation that drives men wild (or at david banner least drives me wild). What is it, you ask? The messy ponytail.I tried to find a picture as an example, but to no avail. |
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| When I was moving last month, she helped me literary out a lot by making runs to my new apartment with my stuff, cramming all of my junk into her Saab, driving through the streets of Chinatown while I screamed, "No! Make a left! Damn it! Where the hell are all these Asian people coming from anyway??? Are they falling from the fucking sky???"Tonight, Abby is moving her "big stuff" to her new place in Brooklyn. And literary now she's calling in a favor. Crap.What's even better literary about the situation is that Abby will have three people helping her move in addition to me: her dad, her brother-in-law, and one of her dad's co-workers. What's so good about this? Abby's dad is 6'6" and a farmer. Her brother-in-law is also a farmer. And the third guy is a farmer too, but when not farming he goes to Alaska to do deep sea crab fishing, like in the show "The Deadliest Catch".These |
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