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| celebrity gossip, election central, affiliate programs, jelsoft, mister dreamwhip, funny, southern california, high times, city guide, cannabis cup, hollywood, warner home video, e cards, wordssong lyrics snoop dogg ain't nuttin' personal unknown, jay z, how i met your mother pictures, dan, gotham, obscene, primalfear, lorraine bracco, cameraphones, splash, open mike, | Tiffany: They're motion picture executing Martha Stewart this morning. Chucky: I don't think I can take 9 months of this shit. Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated. Chucky: How "accelerated"? [a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams] Chucky: Oh. Tiffany: I want a girl! Chucky: I want a boy! Glen: You're tearing me motion picture apart! What about what I want? Chucky: ...what? Tiffany: What? Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? Tiffany: Oh. Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us. Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface? Glen: motion picture I think... I want to be a boy. Chucky: YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY! Glen: But... being a girl would be nice, too. |
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| Fuck it! [continues splash to break the door down] Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] "Oops, I did it again!" Jennifer Tilly: Hell would be ending up on an episode of splash Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith! Joan: In which you would win... [knocks Redman out] Tiffany: Pig. [turns to Jennifer Tilly] Tiffany: And you. You splash should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it." [holds up a pen and a sheet of paper] Tiffany: Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan. [after running off a Britney look alike off the road] Chucky: Oops! I did it again. [laughs maniacally] Chucky: We're not from Japan! We're from Jersey! Tiffany: What's your name? Glen: Shitface. Chucky: [snort] Joan: You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary! |
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