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| celebrity gossip, election central, affiliate programs, jelsoft, mister dreamwhip, funny, southern california, high times, city guide, cannabis cup, hollywood, warner home video, e cards, wordssong lyrics snoop dogg ain't nuttin' personal unknown, jay z, how i met your mother pictures, dan, gotham, obscene, primalfear, lorraine bracco, cameraphones, splash, open mike, | Chucky: [shashes santas fake stomic] I KNEW IT. [shashes beird off] Chucky: Your not tv shows real. Santa: [falls tv shows on his back after chucky just happened to cut his throught and deep in his stomic] Tiffany: You were never real. Do you know what that kind of dissapointment can do to somebody? Chucky: Do you have ANY idea how that can FUCK with your mind! [repedidly stabs him in tv shows the gut] Chucky: FUCK with your mind! FUCK with your mind! FUCK with your mind! Santa: [whipes fake blood from face] Chuckys broke again! This is bloody rediculus! Claudia: I don't like it. It's staring at me. Claudia's Dad: [walks through the house and sees glen/glenda] Claudia I told you not to leave you toys laying about. [picks him/her up] Claudia's Dad: Good God... You are hidious. Claudia: You killed my mummy and daddy. And now you're pissing your pants! |
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| Ha ha ha. [sees glen on the verge of tears] primalfear Chucky: Woah. Glen: [lifts hand to show Made in Japan mark on his wrist] Tiffany: Oh my god. Glen: Konichuwa Okosan, Otosan [translation:Greetings Mother and Father] Chucky: What? No! We didnt- you didn't-we didnt Tiffany: Oh! Sweet Face come to mommy! [her and glen hug] Chucky: [faints] Tiffany: [She feels her back to find a wire plug] primalfear Wha-Whats going on? primalfear Where are we? Glen: Hollywood. I saw you on the telly. Tiffany: Chucky! Chucky wake up. [she shakes him and he wakes up] Tiffany: Look at us! We've had makeovers. We're movie stars! [the sound of the door closeing is heard] Chucky: Shit! Barbie mode! [they doo weird poses and Glen runs and hides] Psychs: This grotesque abomination isn't even anatomically correct. [audence laughs] Glen: Don't laugh. It's a serious condition. Psychs: I found him six years ago in a graveyard over in the states where the little fucker tried to rip me throat out. Glen: I was trying to give you a hug. |
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