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| dave dimartino, comedy clubs, rude, galleys, serbia, men, theonion av club, bulletin board, chow, merchandising, | What a perv. - motherbitches gave me oozing scabs. i look so much better with them and i have all the self confidence necessary to go back to fucking dogs. thanks motherbitches.-Motherbitches reminds me a lot of my father, minus the repeated inappropriate touches. Why would you want pretty, perfect and pristine little friends when you have Motherbitches? canabis Motherbitches is just the guy you would want to take home to canabis meet your parents. That is, canabis if you hated them and desperately wanted to see them keel over and die of cardiac arrest. Motherbitches is pure, adulterated, vengeful anger, with a mixture of unjustified fits of rage and semi automatic assault rifles that never, ever fucking jam. - motherbitches dulled my knifeblade with his steely exterior.- He makes the people around him try too hard to be witty. He evokes a sense of futility and crassness in Livejournal. - Often Imitated...never Imitated.- i've taken quite a liking to this new friend i've made on livejournal, if we can call them friends. |
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| no more unsightly and embarrassing cuts!- motherbitches has taught me that the internet is filled with people to exploit for no other reason than to amuse oneself.(I'll give you some cheap plugs too.)- I'm denouncing Jesus and dedicating my life to motherbitches. Bow down.- My life was filled with so much confusion before motherbitches set me on a path of truth and wisdom.- motherbitches made me realize that if I'll continue with my comedy clubs aspirations to become a crack whore, there is nothing to be ashamed of, and I always can work under comedy clubs him(if I'll pay enough comedy clubs for his pimpin' service) - motherbitches stole my yoyo. :( - I used to be an arrogant, self righteous, cynical womenizer till motherbitches showed me my true inner self. I am reborn, now I am a peace loving, careing homosexual. Thank you for shwoing me the light. - To me, Motherbitches always seemed magical. Like a wizard. He performed spells and whipped up handy elixirs. I was in awe! Then I realized he was just trying to get into Hermoine's pants. |
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