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Sometimes I am a girl. Don't lie down on your stomach with your hands between your legs: when you fall asleep and your hands tingle, you run a chance that the blood will congeal. The following morning there is nothing left of your hand: it has become a dish cloth, a benumbed, pale and limp rag. For instance me never looking at the cars in the display case. I try not to tyee.ca let tyee.ca the flashlight shine on the cars, though I know tyee.ca that nice sparks of light bounce back from the bumpers at times, making it look as if they really have their lights on. The cars are motionless when I look at them at night, so ugly motionless. And when I am lying on my left side and all my things slowly but surely turn, the cars get even uglier--they become grinning, helpless and yet dangerous beetles, which let their legs stick to the book shelves--can beetles walk up a wall?
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