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| canadian journalism, 1999, rafe mair, humorous, make money, whois, jersey city, laugh, stand up ny, verbal abuse, humor, bc life, theportland mercury, tattoo, heavy metal, time, best films, celebrity, goodfellas(two disc special edition), frank adonis, rss heavy metal, metro times, justify your existence, | Futu-ti in cur albina de pe mormintul mamei matii Fuck the bee from jack your mother's mother's grave in the ass Plimba-mi-ash coaiele pe coliva ma~tii din bomboana~ i^n bomboana~ I take my balls jack on your mother's funeral meal from one candy to the next Usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata I would like to dry my underpants on your mother's tomb stone Sa ma cac īn pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula. I shit in your mom's pussy with pieces of jack dick Scuza-ma, am tot cautat si nu mi-am gasit pula. Pot arunca o privire īn gura ma-tii? Excuse me, I've been searching for my dick for some time now but I can't seam to find it. Can I take a look in your mom's mouth? Ma-ta e atāt de grasa ca NASA a lansat un satelit īn jurul ei. Your mom is so fat that the guys at NASA launched a satellite around her. Ma-ta e atāt de urāta, ca Guvernul Statelor Unite a mutat Halloween-ul de ziua ei de nastere. Your mom is so ugly that the government of the USA moved the Halloween on her birthday. Daca as fi avut la momentul potrivit 1$, acum as fi fost tatal tau. |
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| Fucking hell! (lit. my sperm!) Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off my shit Ce pula mea vrei? What the fuck do you want? (lit. What in my dick do you want?) Te fut in cur pana-ti plombez cariile I'll fuck you up the ass till I fix your dental decays Te bat de rss heavy metal te rss heavy metal caci pe tine I'm going to beat you until you shit your pants Te sparg la buci I'll fuck your ass until it cracks rss heavy metal (lit. I'll break your ass) M-a futut To fuck someone over (lit. he fucked me) Sugi pula si cu curu si cu gura Suck my dick with your asshole and your mouth Du-te dracu cu mata aia curva Go to hell with that whore you have as a mother Futu-ti icoana pizdelor matii Fuck your mother's pussy icon Da-mi-ai limbi in cur sa-mi ciufulesti cacatul Stick your tongue in my ass and dishevel my shit Caca-m-as cu bucati de pula in pizda matii I shit dick pieces in your mother's pussy Sufla-ti-as cu curul in lingura cand te arde ciorba la gura I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon! |
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