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In English it goes: Anna was at the store and asked her friend George for change. female She forgot the word and in Russian said, "George, U Tebya yest pyenis?" (Penis is a cognate in Russian but its pronounched Pyehnihs.) George jiggles around for some change, and says he does not have any. Anna, relieved her friend did not misunderstand her, accepts female that fact. Its a similar joke with the French word female "les preserfatifs" or the Russian word which is hard to spell here but is a cognate from the French. Its common to think those words mean preservatives (like in jam) so in one instance someone was at a party and asked in French or Russian what "presertafni" were in the jam or bread, and someone else remarked no condoms were in the bread/jam! So all in all, I think today was an eventful day. Its not everything when you hear quotes about penises, jokes about penises, dates from those with penises, and celebrate the fact you do NOT have one.
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